Proof that girls are absolute evil =)

First we state the fact that girls require time and money:

GIRLS = TIME*MONEY

And we all know that "Time is Money":

TIME = MONEY

Therefore:

GIRLS = MONEY*MONEY = (MONEY)^2

And because "Money is the Root of All Evil"

MONEY = sqrt(EVIL)

Therefore:

GIRLS = [sqrt(EVIL)]^2

And we are forced to calculate that

GIRLS = EVIL

As it follows from the proof, EVIL is nonnegative (pretty strange to our usual assumptions
about it). And since every nonnegative number is equal to its absolute
value, we can state that

GIRLS = abs(EVIL)

That is "Girls Are Absolute Evil". . .

sry im feeling sadistic =/ cant help it so sorry...

maybe cause tomorrow school ends at 4.40 boohoo...